TV Screenshot (#1)

(Screenshot of: Quantum Leap)

Ted: *pretends to be the main character, of whom is lying in bed* Sup, man; could you bring me a beer?

TV Screenshot (#0)

Ted: *pretends to be Robin* "Holy cow, Batman; you've turned fat!" *then pretends to be Batman* "Robin, I know; I need to go on a diet."

Cartoon Screenshot (#0)

Ted: *pretends to be Bugs* "Eh," *nibbles on carrot* "what's up, buzzard?"

Movie Poster (#3)

Ted: *pretends to be Astro* "I'm flying, with a terrible hairdo!" *then pretends to be the girl on the poster* "Oh, wait for me, bad hairdo boy! I want your autograph!" *then pretends to be villain in the background* "Hey, come back; you owe me a dollar, kid!"

Movie Poster (#2)

Ted: When it comes to winning a chick, he shoots he scores!

Random Image (#14)

Ted: It's a bone, it's a ball, it's Super Dog!

Google Logo (#0)

Ted: I pledge allegiance, to the Google Logo, of the current Veteran's Day! And to the holiday for which it stands; in memory of soldiers who survived the war!