Movie Poster (#3)

Ted: *pretends to be Astro* "I'm flying, with a terrible hairdo!" *then pretends to be the girl on the poster* "Oh, wait for me, bad hairdo boy! I want your autograph!" *then pretends to be villain in the background* "Hey, come back; you owe me a dollar, kid!"

Movie Poster (#2)

Ted: When it comes to winning a chick, he shoots he scores!

Random Image (#14)

Ted: It's a bone, it's a ball, it's Super Dog!

Google Logo (#0)

Ted: I pledge allegiance, to the Google Logo, of the current Veteran's Day! And to the holiday for which it stands; in memory of soldiers who survived the war!

Random Pic (#13)

Ted: Looks like Miley Cyrus is in Oz, and not Hollywood, right now! Wait, isn't that Todo? Oh no; she's holding him hostage!

Random Pic (#12)

(Screenshot of: Miley Cyrus Twitter Rap)

Ted: *pretends to be Miley Cyrus* Yo dawg; I left Twitter. YEE-AH! Yup, I'm the Anti-Twitter Drama Queen!

Random Pic (#11)

(This pic is found on the Wikipedia; look up "Robin (comics)")

Ted: *pretends to be Robin* Oh no, Bat Man! I look like a male version of Lady Gaga!

Random Pic (#10)

Image: Duckroll

Ted: A duck had lost it's legs, and became a cyborg, after he got his new wheel legs. This Christmas Day, come see the most epic action packed film of the year; "DuckRoll: the Movie"! Rated PG, for disturbing (though not inappropriate) content, and possibly some brief humor that younger viewers may not understand.

Random Pic (#9)

Image name: Dramatic Prairie Dog

Ted: *pretends to be the prairie dog* What are you looking at?!?

Random Pic (#8)

Image: Disaster Girl
(Please note that what was written down by Ted was just for humor, and it wasn't really true)

Ted: So I guess she was the mastermind behind the house's destruction. Wait, what? Oh no; RUN!

Random Boxart (#24)

Ted: Well, would you look at that; that swordsman looks like Arthas with his hair dyed red!

Random Boxart (#23)

Ted: *pretends to be the lady* "Oh, Perot! Will I get to London, on time?!?" *then pretends to be Perot* "Qui, madame; just make sure that you fix your seat belt!"

Random Boxart (#22)

Ted: It looks like James Bond is on vacation, and he scored quite a large amount of popularity!

Random Boxart (#21)

Ted: And that's how Britney Spears and her ex-boyfriend lost their musical talent from singing; aliens had stolen it, using science and technology!

Random Boxart (#20)

Ted: It looks like Curt Cobain is playing a 1-on-1 basketball game against Magic Johnson, I guess.

Random Boxart (#19)

Ted: *pertends to be Vadinho from the movie "The Pumaman"* "Guy on the boxart; you are the Puma Man!"

Random Boxart (#18)

Ted: Is that supposed to be one of those guys from the movie "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II"? If so, he must have tried to kill the entire alien spaceship with a forklift.

Random Boxart (#17)

Ted: Is that Marvin the Martian's house?

Random Boxart (#16)

Ted: Is this what F-Zero was inspired by? Or perhaps, it's the early years of the F-Zero Grand Prix?

Random Boxart (#15)

Ted: Isn't that Bill Nye?

Random Boxart (#14)

Platform: Atari 2600
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Ted: Hey, It's Arthur; King of the Britians!

Random Boxart (#13)

Ted: Finally, "Phantasy Star IV: the Movie" is coming soon! Starring Justin Bieber as Chaz, Rebecca Black as Rika, Miguel Angel Fuentes as Rune, and Walter George Alton as Wren.

Random Boxart (#12)

Ted: "Phantasy Star II: the Movie", is coming to theaters, this Christmas! Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Rolf, Elisabeth Shoe as Nei, and Don Knotts as Rudo.

Random Boxart (#11)

Ted: Hey, it's James Bond! He shoots, he scores, with the hot chick of a girlfriend, he has!

Random Boxart (#10)

Ted: Looks like He-Man took Ax Battler's place, on the journey to defeat Death Adder, huh? Blame the flu season. Same way She-Ra took Tyris Flare's place.

Random Boxart (#9)

Ted: This summer, come see the sequel to the hit movie based on a video game....Here it comes; "Streets of Rage II: the Movie"! Starring Barry Manilow as Axel, Britney Spears as Blaze, Lil' Bow Wow as Skate, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Alex, and Michael Jackson as Shiva!

Random Boxart (#8)

Ted: This fall, come see "Streets of Rage: the Movie!" Now playing, in theaters!

Random Boxart (#7)

Ted: *pretends to be the guy with T-shirt, on the boxart* Help guys; this horrible game cartridge just kidnapped my girlfriend! Oh, I'm too wimpy to do it alone!

Random Boxart (#6)

Ted: Hey all of you mac daddy gangstas; the new Cabbage Patch Kid Homie dolls are in stores, now!

Random Boxart (#5)

Ted: Sounds more like "Awesome Possum Gets Killed by Dr. Machino", if you ask me, due to how horrible this game is! (Trust me; I've played it, before.)

Youtube Clip: Superman musical

Youtube Video Clip: Superman musical
(Credit to hrguerra, the one who posted it!)

Ted: Is that supposed to be Superman? Looks more like Elvis acting as Superman, in a cheesy musical. After all, Elvis acted in a LOT of cheesy films!

Random Boxart (#4)

Ted: It looks like Lady Gaga is fighting off Loki, I guess.

Random Boxart (#3)

Ted: Mega Man does NOT looks like Tom Hanks!

Random Boxart (#2)

Ted: Is that supposde to be Super Joe? No way; Super Joe wears green clothing, the hairdo is wrong, and they forgot the shades! It looks more like Rambo with his hair dyed blond, if you ask me.

Random Boxart (#1)

Ted: If you ask me, he looks more like a robot, rather than Bomber Man.

Random Boxart (#0)

Ted: Is it me, or did they make Megaman look like Arnold Schwarzenegger back then, with that questionable box art? Maybe Sylvester Stallone?

Random Pic (#7)

Ted: Is it me, or is this puppy trying to look as vicious as possible? Either way, it's cute and funny! Though that lookalike pic was right; that puppy DOES look kinda like a dog version of Jack Black!

Random Pic (#6)

Ted: Yeah, RLY! No way? Yeah, way! I think that's obvious, Mr./Ms./Mrs. Owl.

Random Pic (#5)

Image of: Fred Figglehorn

Ted:

*pretends to be Fred* My dad is right; I am a monkey!

Random Pic (#4)

Ted: Is that Spongebob's pineapple shrunken by Mermaid Man's belt, that they're eating?

Random Pic (#3)

Ted: Has Roy Rogers reincarnated into a dog, or did that dog get taught to ride a FAKE HORSE?!?

Random Pic (#2)

Character: Misty from the "Pokemon" series
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Ted: Is it me, or did they make Misty look like a Lady Gaga wannabe? Maybe I should blame her agent?

Game Screenshot (#5)

Game: Conspiracies
Platform: PC
Rating: T
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Ted: Thank goodness Nick found stuff to make coffee with! Otherwise, he would've jumped off that hole in the wall.....which certainly does not look like a good idea to leave alone! He should've covered that hole, but since he can't afford it, I won't blame him.

Game Screenshot (#4)

Game: Conspiracies
Platform: PC
Rating: T
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Ted: Dang; I think I can tell why that is Nick's favorite coffee machine!

Game Screenshot (#3)

Game: Conspiracies
Platform: PC
Rating: T
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Ted: Oh, man. This is TRULY the coolest clock I have ever seen! Nick Delios really does have good taste in decoration!

Game Screenshot (#2)

Game: Conspiracies
Platform: PC
Rating: T
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Ted: It looks like another 4 in a row game of Tic-Tac Toe is a tie; blame Chip and Skip, for not noticing what they're doing!

Game Screenshot (#1)

Game: Conspiracies
Rating: T
Platform: PC
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Ted: Is is me, or does this "thinking" plant remind me of Tom Servo?

Movie Poster (#1)

Ted: *pretends to be King Kong* "Hey, airplane guy! You owe me a new flatscreen TV, because you broke mine!"

Movie Screenshot (#1)

(Screenshot from: Battlefield Earth)
Ted: So, Qui Gon Jinn had turned to the dark side, eh? I'll have to tell Obi-Wan!

Random Pic (#1)

Ted: *pretends to be guy in the middle of the picture* "Hey, I caught Jaws! When everyone finds out that I caught him, I'll be a millionaire!"

Movie Poster (#0)

Ted: *Pretends to be guy in the middle of the poster with sword* "THIS IS JAPANESE SPARTA!!!!!!"