Movie Poster (#1)

Ted: *pretends to be King Kong* "Hey, airplane guy! You owe me a new flatscreen TV, because you broke mine!"

Movie Screenshot (#1)

(Screenshot from: Battlefield Earth)
Ted: So, Qui Gon Jinn had turned to the dark side, eh? I'll have to tell Obi-Wan!

Random Pic (#1)

Ted: *pretends to be guy in the middle of the picture* "Hey, I caught Jaws! When everyone finds out that I caught him, I'll be a millionaire!"

Movie Poster (#0)

Ted: *Pretends to be guy in the middle of the poster with sword* "THIS IS JAPANESE SPARTA!!!!!!"

Movie Screenshot (#0)

Movie: Howard the Duck

Ted: Hey, it's Coward the Duck!

Random Pic (#0)

(Please note that this is the original design of the DC comics superhero Nightwing. No, seriously; look it up on Google or something!)

Ted: "This winter, come see the newest DC comics film. Elvis Presley is.....Nightwing! Coming soon to a theater near you!"

Game screenshot (#0)

(Game:zOMG!)
Rating: T (Well, at least it's MY rating for it.)

Ted: Hey, it's Rick Astley!

Garfield (#4)

Ted: Wait, is Garfield moonwalking? Because he looks like he's doing it!

Garfield (#3)

Ted: "I think it's because you need to get in shape, Garfield, so I suggest going to a local gym or something! Or at least go for a walk!"

Garfield (#2)

Ted: "Why stop there, you ask? You might get a hurt stomach, from eating too much, so be careful and try not to eat too much, Garfield!"

Dilbert (#0)

Ted: Hey, wait a second! This isn't even fair! So, why not have cameras of all kinds be prohibited, instead?!?

Garfield (#1)

Ted: Oh, brother; this is like having to see my cat Charlie stare at ordinary objects in the house!

Garfield (#0)

Ted: *pretends to be Garfield* "Oh, shoot! Why can't I slap any elves, John?!? As a cat, I don't have much to do there. And besides which, people can't understand what cats are saying, so I can't really have conversations with anyone! And besides which, I don't know of any animals that go to the mall!"

Family Circus (#9)

Ted: *pretends to be the person on the phone* "...a free Nintendo Wii! The price is so greatly reduced, it's free! Please pick it up at 402 Yousuck Drive."

Family Circus (#8)

Ted: *pretends to be the redhead kid* "Wow! Really? Ms. Snitch told our class why we should not pick our noses!"

Family Circus (#7)

Ted: *pretends to be the mother* "Oh, darling! I think I should sue the people who made the Cap and Trade, for this!"

Family Circus (#6)

Ted: *pretends to be the mother of this kid* "No, sweetie; not when you are evolving into Bigfoot!"

Family Circus (#5)

Ted: *pretends to be the father of the kids* "No, I'm pretty sure that Disney was just trying to rip-off the Smithsonian people, sweetie!"

Family Circus (#4)

Ted: "Hello, police? I'd like to report this man who's currently trying to set this tree on fire; he's attempting to kill part of the environment!"

Family Circus (#3)

Ted: "No, I'm pretty sure that it looks like a big, huge, scary ghostly thingy that looks similar to that of Harry Potter....with glasses! Unless, you are referring to the house of Ravenclaw, in Hogwarts."

Family Circus (#2)

Ted: "Yeah, but judging by that fake, permanent marker mustache, he must be some dastardly little baby."

Dotty Dripple (#0)

Ted: "I can tell why; you started making soggy cereal taste bad, you dumb, cheap knockoff of Blondie! And who are you, a lame clone of some kind?!?"

Family Circus (#1)

Ted: Hey, isn't that Calvin? If so, where's Hobbes? Is he going to blog that his comic is canceled?

Family Circus (#0)

Ted: Seriously kid! Are you trying to make yourself fatter and more out of shape, so kids can laugh and make fun at you at Gym class?!?

Welcome to Announcement: the Comic Mockery Zone!

Welcome to Announcement: the Comic Mockery Zone! Here, we make fun of poor drawings and badly written comics. So, we promise that we will bring humor to the world, with this free entertainment site!
If you had seen MST3K or RiffTrax, it's kind of like it, though we make fun of poor drawings and badly written comics. We might consider bringing some commentary on some badly done episodes of TV shows, and find lame shorts, to mock, as an example of humor.
Note that this site does not contain jokes with any references to sexuality or swearing; the jokes are kept clean! And besides which, we care about younger viewers, as well!
P.S., keep tuning in, for updates!
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The Staff:

Teddy Williams, the Founder
Gregory McArthur
Seth Williams
Kirk Williams

P.S., we also do video game reviews! It's just on another site. This is the link, here.

http://brainclattergamereviews.blogspot.com/