TV Screenshot (#1)

(Screenshot of: Quantum Leap)

Ted: *pretends to be the main character, of whom is lying in bed* Sup, man; could you bring me a beer?

TV Screenshot (#0)

Ted: *pretends to be Robin* "Holy cow, Batman; you've turned fat!" *then pretends to be Batman* "Robin, I know; I need to go on a diet."

Cartoon Screenshot (#0)

Ted: *pretends to be Bugs* "Eh," *nibbles on carrot* "what's up, buzzard?"

Movie Poster (#3)

Ted: *pretends to be Astro* "I'm flying, with a terrible hairdo!" *then pretends to be the girl on the poster* "Oh, wait for me, bad hairdo boy! I want your autograph!" *then pretends to be villain in the background* "Hey, come back; you owe me a dollar, kid!"

Movie Poster (#2)

Ted: When it comes to winning a chick, he shoots he scores!

Random Image (#14)

Ted: It's a bone, it's a ball, it's Super Dog!

Google Logo (#0)

Ted: I pledge allegiance, to the Google Logo, of the current Veteran's Day! And to the holiday for which it stands; in memory of soldiers who survived the war!

Random Pic (#13)

Ted: Looks like Miley Cyrus is in Oz, and not Hollywood, right now! Wait, isn't that Todo? Oh no; she's holding him hostage!

Random Pic (#12)

(Screenshot of: Miley Cyrus Twitter Rap)

Ted: *pretends to be Miley Cyrus* Yo dawg; I left Twitter. YEE-AH! Yup, I'm the Anti-Twitter Drama Queen!

Random Pic (#11)

(This pic is found on the Wikipedia; look up "Robin (comics)")

Ted: *pretends to be Robin* Oh no, Bat Man! I look like a male version of Lady Gaga!

Random Pic (#10)

Image: Duckroll

Ted: A duck had lost it's legs, and became a cyborg, after he got his new wheel legs. This Christmas Day, come see the most epic action packed film of the year; "DuckRoll: the Movie"! Rated PG, for disturbing (though not inappropriate) content, and possibly some brief humor that younger viewers may not understand.

Random Pic (#9)

Image name: Dramatic Prairie Dog

Ted: *pretends to be the prairie dog* What are you looking at?!?

Random Pic (#8)

Image: Disaster Girl
(Please note that what was written down by Ted was just for humor, and it wasn't really true)

Ted: So I guess she was the mastermind behind the house's destruction. Wait, what? Oh no; RUN!

Random Boxart (#24)

Ted: Well, would you look at that; that swordsman looks like Arthas with his hair dyed red!

Random Boxart (#23)

Ted: *pretends to be the lady* "Oh, Perot! Will I get to London, on time?!?" *then pretends to be Perot* "Qui, madame; just make sure that you fix your seat belt!"

Random Boxart (#22)

Ted: It looks like James Bond is on vacation, and he scored quite a large amount of popularity!

Random Boxart (#21)

Ted: And that's how Britney Spears and her ex-boyfriend lost their musical talent from singing; aliens had stolen it, using science and technology!

Random Boxart (#20)

Ted: It looks like Curt Cobain is playing a 1-on-1 basketball game against Magic Johnson, I guess.

Random Boxart (#19)

Ted: *pertends to be Vadinho from the movie "The Pumaman"* "Guy on the boxart; you are the Puma Man!"

Random Boxart (#18)

Ted: Is that supposed to be one of those guys from the movie "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II"? If so, he must have tried to kill the entire alien spaceship with a forklift.