Ted: *pretends to be the guy with T-shirt, on the boxart* Help guys; this horrible game cartridge just kidnapped my girlfriend! Oh, I'm too wimpy to do it alone!
Ted: Sounds more like "Awesome Possum Gets Killed by Dr. Machino", if you ask me, due to how horrible this game is! (Trust me; I've played it, before.)
Ted: Is that supposde to be Super Joe? No way; Super Joe wears green clothing, the hairdo is wrong, and they forgot the shades! It looks more like Rambo with his hair dyed blond, if you ask me.