Movie Screenshot (#0)

Movie: Howard the Duck

Ted: Hey, it's Coward the Duck!

Random Pic (#0)

(Please note that this is the original design of the DC comics superhero Nightwing. No, seriously; look it up on Google or something!)

Ted: "This winter, come see the newest DC comics film. Elvis Presley is.....Nightwing! Coming soon to a theater near you!"

Game screenshot (#0)

(Game:zOMG!)
Rating: T (Well, at least it's MY rating for it.)

Ted: Hey, it's Rick Astley!

Garfield (#4)

Ted: Wait, is Garfield moonwalking? Because he looks like he's doing it!

Garfield (#3)

Ted: "I think it's because you need to get in shape, Garfield, so I suggest going to a local gym or something! Or at least go for a walk!"

Garfield (#2)

Ted: "Why stop there, you ask? You might get a hurt stomach, from eating too much, so be careful and try not to eat too much, Garfield!"

Dilbert (#0)

Ted: Hey, wait a second! This isn't even fair! So, why not have cameras of all kinds be prohibited, instead?!?